John Get the Hummus Tee

"When the CIA interrogation goes South and the main asset insists on the fine art of mezze. Introducing the ultimate inside joke for those who know: the 'John, Get the Hummus' tee. This exclusive shirt features the now-iconic image of former CIA officer, author, and whistleblower John Kiriakou, capturing that precise moment of absurd, high-stakes negotiation. You've seen him tell the wildest stories from the agency with a stone-cold, dry humor, and this meme perfectly captures the vibe. Whether you're a student of geopolitics, a fan of intelligence community deep-cuts, or just really, really passionate about chickpea spread, this shirt is your silent nod to the world. It says: 'I understand the gravity, but also, did we or did we not get the correct brand of hummus?' Perfect for any casual, chaotic, or covert operation. Grab yours, and remember: do not tell the others. They wouldn't understand."

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat